3 bowls and box of pop-tarts

when you teabag a girl while taking a dump on her chest

beer and tomato juice

A breakfast composed of a bowl of Kraft Dinner and several shots of Tequila. Should be noted that if its done after Noon, its not breakfast, pussy. Extra points if you make the Kraft dinner with beer instead of milk.

fellatio performed with a mouthful of hot coffee

A breakfast that consists of Diet Coke and a Cheese Stick. (Gives you gas)

after staying upp all night doing whatever and a whole bunch of people usually friends go and unite for some binging this takes place in the wee hours of the morning usually between 6 or 7 am