A sexual act in which one party defectes on the freshly shaven pubic area on the opposite party, using the feces as aftershave. Then, the defecating party has intercourse with the secondary party...with a sombrero on.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.