also known as a Brazilian load or weak load. A phenomenon that afflicts men where the power of their ejaculation is so weak that it cannot generate enough force to acheive escape velocity. Instead the ejaculate slowly dribbles down the side of the penis.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.