by MaximusUNOREVERSEBITCH August 2, 2021
WHAT EVER YOU DO, DONT GO TO BRAZIL... AH FUCK THEY GOT ME, LISTEN YOUNG ONE, DONT WORRY ABOUT ME JUST SAVE THE OTHERS FROM BRAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Person: hey so where have you been in the holidays?
Other Person: oh Brazil and ...
Person: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!
Other Person: oh Brazil and ...
Person: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!
by ssmokingisbad August 20, 2020
by Santista de Coração June 12, 2005
Africa 2.0 The Lower Class live in tightly spaced communities with crime everywhere while the rich live off north in there suburban cities.
by Throwaway 272772 July 9, 2020
Used to be such a beautiful country. USED to, until huge tax raises, clueless president and the overwhelming amount of debt has plagued on what was once a beautiful country. And it has also become the source of the Zika virus so unless you want to have a good time, expect the newborn to become fucked with microcephaly (babies with abnormally tiny heads). Also, don't expect to have a relaxing time at the beaches; their waters are covered with sewage, so its worse than a shark bite.
Brazil used to be quite lovely, yet the shady president had raised taxes just so people will be poorer and cause trouble against each other and tourists alike. Plus, the Brazilian government failed to contain the Zika virus and allowed mosquitoes to breed like rabbits. Oh, did I mention how filthy the beaches are when you try and go for a swim?
by Anon100k May 14, 2016
A remake of United States in South America, but worse, take everything you know about Brazil, soccer, samba, beautiful places and hot people, and put most in the trash, after take all the bad things, and double it
Friend-Where are you going with your family this year?
Other friend- IDK, we are deciding between Brazil and Italy
Friend-anywhere but Brazil, for the love of god, it’s just like you are deciding between trash and pizza!
Other friend- IDK, we are deciding between Brazil and Italy
Friend-anywhere but Brazil, for the love of god, it’s just like you are deciding between trash and pizza!
by Random_thinker October 6, 2019
Steriotypes include:
-Outrageously hot women everywhere
-Anyone with Brazilian backround must be awsome at soccer
-The streets of Brazil are:The jungle; Amazon Rainforest, people getting killed/mugged; dead people everywhere
Fears of the travel to Brazil include:
-Getting an exotic, uncurable disease
-Getting biten by a snake
-Getting killed
-Getting robbed, raped, and getting robbed again
Interests of the travel to Brazil include:
-Wild parties
-Rio carnival
-Beaches with extremely attractive women
Fun facts you might have not known:
-More than half of South America includes Brazil territory.
-Every country in South America (except Chile and Ecuador) border Brazil.
-National language of Brazil is in fact portuguese, not spanish
-Not all of Brazil is the Amazon forest, only a third ;)
-Outrageously hot women everywhere
-Anyone with Brazilian backround must be awsome at soccer
-The streets of Brazil are:The jungle; Amazon Rainforest, people getting killed/mugged; dead people everywhere
Fears of the travel to Brazil include:
-Getting an exotic, uncurable disease
-Getting biten by a snake
-Getting killed
-Getting robbed, raped, and getting robbed again
Interests of the travel to Brazil include:
-Wild parties
-Rio carnival
-Beaches with extremely attractive women
Fun facts you might have not known:
-More than half of South America includes Brazil territory.
-Every country in South America (except Chile and Ecuador) border Brazil.
-National language of Brazil is in fact portuguese, not spanish
-Not all of Brazil is the Amazon forest, only a third ;)
Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally going to Ibiza!
Guy 2: Ibiza, what? I'm totally going to Brazil!
Guy 2: Hey man, I got a really nice chick in Brazil.
Brazilian: Oh, yeah?
Guy 2: Yeah man. I took her to all the places! Not to mention she gave me a little reward *he he he*.
Brazilian: She totally didn't use you...
Guy 2: I'm going to Ibiza next time :(
Guy 1: ?
Guy 2: Ibiza, what? I'm totally going to Brazil!
Guy 2: Hey man, I got a really nice chick in Brazil.
Brazilian: Oh, yeah?
Guy 2: Yeah man. I took her to all the places! Not to mention she gave me a little reward *he he he*.
Brazilian: She totally didn't use you...
Guy 2: I'm going to Ibiza next time :(
Guy 1: ?
by SleepyGuy July 18, 2009