Girl 1: did you see Braydon Chatterton?

Girl 2: ya and he has a huge cock
Girl 1: wat
by Taylor223 May 24, 2021
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the sickest cunt in the whole of gresford.
creator of the already famous "bray dance" which is performed around many parties and piss up's as we speak.
seen mainly on his gym machines "pumping the iron" an becoming big.
braydar is on the radar
Nick : oi braydon smith
Bray : what cunt
Nick :come here
Bray: Fuckkk offfffff, braydarrrs on the raaaaadarrrrrr!
by nicckkk March 25, 2009
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A sexy beast with a giant, well-shaped, hairy cock. He also has long straight brown hair that the ladies love to play with. He has the hairiest butthole known to mankind which girls love to lick. He lasts for 15-30 minutes and he's sick at puck and fuck.
Omg is that Braydon Swarr, I wanna fuck him sooooo bad
His cock is HUGE
I wanna lick his hairy butthole sooo bad
by tacofag November 03, 2020
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Very fat and a b....
person one: dont eat all the food
person two: im sorry im being a braydon
by Lucas ebola December 17, 2019
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To define a Braydon, I will start with the positives. Braydons tend to be taller than average, slightly more attractive, and are really athletic. Braydons are for the most part, humble. But Braydons are also arrogant cocky braggarts who find no shame in flaunting their athletic ability. Braydons tend to find no shame in taking first, as well as making you feel like literal dirt for not getting first. Overall, they are ok to be around, but they suck huge donkey nuts.
Wow your acting like a true Braydon
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