by Anonymous May 30, 2003
the biggest simp known to mankind legend has it he once spent 200 dollars on girls that didnt even like him at all
by nathen carpenter October 20, 2020
The act of making a poor joke, making a buzzkill, or doing other negative things during a funny moment. Usually the people witnessing a Braxton being pulled, will awkwardly stop laughing.
by zachp18 May 13, 2010
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contractions of the stomach, also known as false defocatory alarms or practice-poo contractions are sporadic intenstinal contractions that usually start around T-minus 10 minutes but not resulting in any ejection of chocolate logs. Not experienced once the turtles head is peeping out, or if Mr Hankey is in the departure lounge, boarding pass and passport in hand.
'ere Kayleigh - just been to the bog again - thought I needed a dump but it was only another bleedin Braxton shits ffs :(
by Hurrsy74 October 17, 2010
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