(gerund) When someone or something is brand matching.
"Nike socks, shoes, shorts, and shirt? Wow, you're really bratching today."
by TheOriginalAustin February 06, 2018
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A hybrid of bitch and brat. Together, the two nouns make an unadmirable person.
She's such a bratch.
by mike February 25, 2003
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1. A male bitch.
2. A frat boy or preppy male good for two things: fucking, and running errands.
3. A male prostitute who is owned by a pimp; a male who has borrowed money from you.
1. "Did you hear about Chet's hissy fit when his girlfriend wouldn't let him get blonde highlights? What a bratch!"

2. "Bratch, you're interrupting my Halo pwnage with your inane babble about the Red Sox vs the Mariners. I don't want to hear your mouth do anything but recite the alphabet on my (insert genitalia here). Now go get me a glass of merlot/whiskey and coke/Sam Adams/sandwitch, bratch!"

3. "Where's my money, bratch?"
by Nick Necrosis November 25, 2009
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This is a brat and a bitch together it is commonly used when referring to someone who acts like a brat and a bitch
Lilly: Wow abi is such a bratch
James: I know did you see her at the news room yesterday??
Lilly: Yup
James and lilly: She was being a bratch
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Another term for bitch. Probably a development from bitch-->bizzatch-->bizzratch-->bratch.
Ex: man, I had to waste that bratch after she gave me the cleaveland steamer. How did she do that?
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003
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(back-scratches) the marks on your back made from your partner during kinky sex.
Bro 1: Dude, that girl i left the party with last night was a freak!

Bro 2: I could tell man. Those bratches make you look like an illegal immigrant.
by Doc Dietz April 28, 2009
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Combination of bragging and bitching. When someone brags by pretending to complain about their problems that aren't really problems at all.

Common among middle class social climbers, frequently observed at Starbucks. Alternative for #whitepeopleproblems or #firstworldproblems.
Woman 1: "I'm having my new Mercedes painted a different shade of silver because so many people have that color it's just over done. I didn't notice this before I bought it last month, but there are at least 3 other of the same model and same color at the gym parking lot when I go."

Woman 2: "Will you stop bratching already?"
by jim vest March 21, 2012
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