The most charming handsome man in the world he has great looks and he treats girls right. He is the kind of man that will give you his own shirt off his back if needed. Branton is the most amazing person in the world
Oh my god he is such a branton.
Did you see that branton over there?
by Coreyjones420 March 24, 2019
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An unstoppable karate kid, revives himself with nutting , but must do it secretly, so the world can not see his revving powers. Likes to do big kicks in the air, his strongest attack is dad jokes, hes gay.
"Dude I did a Branton last night."
"Oh no what'd you do?"
"i"i was injured madly but i nutted and gained all strength back...that shit had range"
"what did you nut to."
"a dude humping a tree."
"isn't that a little gay."
"i like it gay.but don't worry its only gay if the nuts touch."
by Slutface_420 March 31, 2018
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THe most charming, stupid, hilariou, branton lickinass motherfucker
"DUDE YOUR SO BRANTON "
"Do you see that guy over there he is so Branton"
by kitty cat garnet March 05, 2017
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Someone that is morbidly obese and makes the american population look like anorexic orphans.
Pronunciation: Bee-Ran-Tone
Wow! His stomach is the size of Ukraine! He is definitely a Brantone
by rotaryyyy July 26, 2018
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