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A Branscom is the device used to extract foreign objects from one's sphincter in the Emergency Room. As of this date, only 7 exist in North America.
By George that tranny dominatrix sure did get that walrus stature logged in me. Good thing they were able to fly in a Branscom from Tucson, or I would have missed my daughters wedding.
by WhiteManInABlackHat April 27, 2010
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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