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A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."
by Scalman October 23, 2011
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them
Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.
by Steve job's August 30, 2018
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when you royally fuck something up and your name is Brandon
Brandon royally fucked up the groups face book poll by adding needless options pure Brandonism
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when you royally fuck something and your name is Brandon
Brandon royally fucked up the face book poll by adding way to many needless options ....pure Brandonism
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A form of religion, but instead of praying to Jesus Christ, you pray to Brandon Urie from panic! at the disco. Because he is god.
X: What religion are you into?
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested
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