Brandon is the most wonderful, amazing, loving, kind, gentle, smart, precious, guy you will ever meet. If you are lucky enough to have him as your boyfriend than you are set for life and wont regret it. Although he is sometimes a little harsh with his words he is extremely funny. he has funny racist jokes although those are not suppose to be funny they are. he is very kind and a great kisser. if you find a Brandon than you need to keep him and never let him go but dont take mine because he is mine and im not letting go. he is also so super sexy and he will turn you on within the first hour of talking to him. he is a real go getter (of that ass) but if you give him boundaries he will usually stay within them but you might have to hit him a bit but not to hard and not in his beautiful face.
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by hayhaythepanda May 08, 2018
Gorgeous! Always jokes about being awesome and a sexy motherf---er, but in reality, is very humble.
At work, if someone compliments him, he'll say "I know, I saw myself in the mirror."
Brandon is a complete smart-ass; has it down to an art form.
Very loyal; he will always have your back.
Stubborn and occasionally grouchy; not a morning person.
Loves to debate; winning an argument with him is quite a feat.
Brandon is very unique; charming, athletic, tough.
Very competitive; hates to lose!
Has a lot of friends that are girls. They love him!
Hilarious, can always make laugh, even on my worst days.
Loves to play video games like Red Dead Redemption, Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty.
Has an eidetic memory - it's crazy the stuff he remembers!
He's always right.
All in all - he's super amazing.
At work, if someone compliments him, he'll say "I know, I saw myself in the mirror."
Brandon is a complete smart-ass; has it down to an art form.
Very loyal; he will always have your back.
Stubborn and occasionally grouchy; not a morning person.
Loves to debate; winning an argument with him is quite a feat.
Brandon is very unique; charming, athletic, tough.
Very competitive; hates to lose!
Has a lot of friends that are girls. They love him!
Hilarious, can always make laugh, even on my worst days.
Loves to play video games like Red Dead Redemption, Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty.
Has an eidetic memory - it's crazy the stuff he remembers!
He's always right.
All in all - he's super amazing.
Brandon knows everything.
by infoholic39 January 03, 2019
Brandon is one of the best men you will ever meet. He is funny, respectful, a good listener, and overall an amazing person. Meet a brandon, and your life will change for the best. Brandon is one of my favourite people. Since I met him, he has made me a stronger, happier, and just a better person. Hurt a brandon and karma will bite you in the ass because he's perfect. I'm so lucky to have met brandon. He means the world to me ❤
by yeehaw ur mawm June 11, 2019
the most awesome guy ever. if you date a brandon or even just know one then you are super lucky. brandons are always sweet & girls flock to them. although sometimes an ass hole people always forgive a brandon because of their amazing charms. if you dont have a brandon in your life then go out & find one (;
"Man i sure wish i was brandon, look at all those hot chicks around him"
"Me too. I think I'm gonna change my name"
"Me too. I think I'm gonna change my name"
by brandon lover (; forever <3 May 14, 2010
The master of sex positions. He knows all of them and all about them yet he is still a virgin. This is due to the sacred knowledge being bestowed upon him.
“Dude have you spoke to Brandon tonight?”
“No he’s too busy looking up cock and ball torture techniques”
“No he’s too busy looking up cock and ball torture techniques”
by BrandonHunter April 30, 2019
Somewhat handsome, cool, very kind and over protective of any girl who is in need or want of help, great lisener, can be a pure asshole at times, but makes up for it with his loving heart, I have a very troubled past, but I wouldn't be who I am, if it wasn't for my past, Christian man, intelligent, funny at times, weird, cray cray, silly, loving, caring, over all, extremely caring and kind
by Mastermuller25 November 11, 2014
Best Boyfriend A Girl Can Have. Nice, Outgoing, Sexy, And An Amazing Kisser . Usually Loves Only One Girl And Means It . A Brandon Is Funny And Can Make You Feel Special. Be Careful Because Not All Brandons Are Perfect Like This. If He Loves You Than he Will Show It. A Brandon Is Romantic. Brandons Like To Do Cute Romantic Things Such As Bring You A Surprise At Work, Home, Or School "Just Because". Amazing In Bed. Dates Girls That Are Similar To Brandon. Brandons Are Fun. Brandons Enjoy Having Fun Often.
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