when a guy's dick bulges out in his pants. (wheather with an erection or just a big dick)
i was sitting down, and he walked over to me and the front of his jeans were practically hitting me in the face! he had such a bad brandon cow!
by lacy. November 01, 2010
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Full name for the swaggiest of the swaggy. A man who enjoys long walks on the beach and ducking at video games (Namely PubG). He tries very hard but never quite achieves the chicken dinner. He is often sighted with his notorious pal Mr. Nosleeves. But I can't state fully enough.. how bad he is at video games! Its bad. Like, bad.
Wow Im really pulling a Brandon Cripps and sucking balls at this game right now.
by Steve Boshman December 27, 2018
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Some absolute baboon of a Roadman who lives and breathes north face, caps, man bags and acne.
Girl 1: Ew, look at that roadman!

Girl 2: Yeah! He's such a Brandon Lynch!
by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020
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Brandon Semenuk is a professional freeride mountain biker, born in Whistler, BC Canada on February 2nd 1991. He by far the best at freestyle and downhill mountain biking.
Did you see Brandon Semenuk compete at Crankworx 2014?
by AirMtb April 11, 2015
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a black southern man that typically associates with caucasians. athletic, funny, and smeels of vanilla. usually known to make loud popping noises. he's a huge lady's man and most of the time does not partake in the drinking of alcoholic beverages.
"hey is brandon johnson goin to be there tonight?

idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he'll be there.
by jj stockton June 15, 2009
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The 2007 NBA Rookie of the Year(ROY). Plays for the Portland Trailblazers and averages 16.8ppg 4.4rebs and 4ast. Has already established himself as a clutch player that thrives under pressure. He has had more buzzer beaters on his first season than Lebron James in his entire career.
When the game is on the line, you want the ball on Brandon Roy's hands.
by gnr21 April 16, 2007
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