i was sitting down, and he walked over to me and the front of his jeans were practically hitting me in the face! he had such a bad brandon cow!
by lacy. November 01, 2010
Full name for the swaggiest of the swaggy. A man who enjoys long walks on the beach and ducking at video games (Namely PubG). He tries very hard but never quite achieves the chicken dinner. He is often sighted with his notorious pal Mr. Nosleeves. But I can't state fully enough.. how bad he is at video games! Its bad. Like, bad.
by Steve Boshman December 27, 2018
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by zzzkkk April 09, 2021
Brandon Semenuk is a professional freeride mountain biker, born in Whistler, BC Canada on February 2nd 1991. He by far the best at freestyle and downhill mountain biking.
by AirMtb April 11, 2015
a black southern man that typically associates with caucasians. athletic, funny, and smeels of vanilla. usually known to make loud popping noises. he's a huge lady's man and most of the time does not partake in the drinking of alcoholic beverages.
"hey is brandon johnson goin to be there tonight?
idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he'll be there.
idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he'll be there.
by jj stockton June 15, 2009
The 2007 NBA Rookie of the Year(ROY). Plays for the Portland Trailblazers and averages 16.8ppg 4.4rebs and 4ast. Has already established himself as a clutch player that thrives under pressure. He has had more buzzer beaters on his first season than Lebron James in his entire career.
by gnr21 April 16, 2007