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A very smelly individual. Known for there snazzy sweaters and classy kicks, these little critters are rare. Hard to find, unless you know where to look. They lurk in only the edgiest of locations, many of which you probably have never heard of, such as a wavves concert or a poetry reading.
ordinary chump 1#: "did you see that brandon hagen guy?"
ordinary chump 2#: "barely, that guy was so edgy I almost cut myself."
by Rembrandt Cavendish October 23, 2011
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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