A complicated, strong & rare creature. Truly fascinating & defines intensity in every way. They have intoxicating beauty & entrancing minds that'll drive you to more; despite getting bit!
Places they're found:
- Anywhere shiny, expensive, or cue is
- Curbstomping that b*tch who wronged her
- Chasing random cute dogs so she can pet
If spotted, don't be fooled by 'innocent' nature of walking alone. Be protected during eye contact, you'll get a judging look that cuts to your core. If "the smile" is received, you can approach w/ some safety -Hiphop should be played to distract
Made it past 1st encounter w/ dignity & health in-tact? You're on a journey w/ a woman who is the most demanding, amazing, frustrating, loving, stubborn, adorable variety of all! Love & passion never die as a partner & they are always at 110%. A fantastic friend, lover, mother, & accomplice. Survive the judgements & hang-trums, & you have someone who'll be loyally yours to the end (or until you're kicked to curb).
Tips for bringing a Brandy into your life:
- They ALL suffer from a terrible disease known as EDL (Excessive Drama Leakage) so there are always little drama puddles nearby. Drama sacs are invisible so a petite Brandy seems like minimal space req'd but the sacs auto-expand to at least 85% of the avail. area.
- Love can be bought w/ home BBQ
- Food ends ANY argument
- If dogs or videos & pictures of dogs, or any other "Awww" animal content is near, you DO NOT have her attention
Places they're found:
- Anywhere shiny, expensive, or cue is
- Curbstomping that b*tch who wronged her
- Chasing random cute dogs so she can pet
If spotted, don't be fooled by 'innocent' nature of walking alone. Be protected during eye contact, you'll get a judging look that cuts to your core. If "the smile" is received, you can approach w/ some safety -Hiphop should be played to distract
Made it past 1st encounter w/ dignity & health in-tact? You're on a journey w/ a woman who is the most demanding, amazing, frustrating, loving, stubborn, adorable variety of all! Love & passion never die as a partner & they are always at 110%. A fantastic friend, lover, mother, & accomplice. Survive the judgements & hang-trums, & you have someone who'll be loyally yours to the end (or until you're kicked to curb).
Tips for bringing a Brandy into your life:
- They ALL suffer from a terrible disease known as EDL (Excessive Drama Leakage) so there are always little drama puddles nearby. Drama sacs are invisible so a petite Brandy seems like minimal space req'd but the sacs auto-expand to at least 85% of the avail. area.
- Love can be bought w/ home BBQ
- Food ends ANY argument
- If dogs or videos & pictures of dogs, or any other "Awww" animal content is near, you DO NOT have her attention
1. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (noun): "If you are throwing a house party, 1 Brandy is the equivalent of 3 norms & will keep it poppin or throw-down if shit gets real"
2. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (verb): Guy: "I slipped in a Brandy puddle last night" Friend: "you spilled your drink?" Guy: "no, something happened at my girlfriend's work so her drama bags were leaking all over
3. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (adj.): Friend: "Congrats on the engagement! What's Brandy like?" Me: "She's definitely a Brandy" Friend: "No shit she's Brandy, what's she like?" Me: "Exactly! She's not like anything but herself"
2. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (verb): Guy: "I slipped in a Brandy puddle last night" Friend: "you spilled your drink?" Guy: "no, something happened at my girlfriend's work so her drama bags were leaking all over
3. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (adj.): Friend: "Congrats on the engagement! What's Brandy like?" Me: "She's definitely a Brandy" Friend: "No shit she's Brandy, what's she like?" Me: "Exactly! She's not like anything but herself"
by 3vi1M0nk3yz June 12, 2019
Brandy is the most stunning girl,she can be a bitch most of the time but you still love her she is beatiful , caring and the most perfect girl also smart ,but can be wild
by Brandy lover July 16, 2015
If you have a Brandie in your life your going to want to keep her cause you’ll go crazy without her and her support. Brandie is someone to go very hard for the ones she love and she loves to put them before herself. You don’t want to mess with a Brandie she’ll go off on the slightest insult. Brandie is a really good people person and knows how to make someone laugh and is such a charmer and has a way with words if she going hard for you and she loves you she’s a Brandie.
by By jazz June 6, 2020
An Intelligent woman, usually brunette, gorgeous, and goal oriented. She's one to speak her mind and you do not want to mess with a Brandie. She's liable to attack at the slightest insult and she has a mean right hook. However, she can be won over by a really nice hug.
by Girlychick15 May 15, 2008
Brandy is a shy girl who is hard to get and if any man was to get her he would be very lucky, she has all the features a guy could ask for. She’s beautiful, kind, bubbly, little shy, very loving and likes to try new things and can also be stubborn at times. When it comes to relation ships she can be needy and protective. Brandy also is very loyal and honest to and never keeps secrets. Her first real love would have to be a boy with the starting letter G as he will be a sexy god and he will treat her like she is a queen and look at her like she’s the only girl he’s ever seen.
by Brandy girl January 14, 2018
Brandy is a beautiful, outgoing, caring, and wonderful person. If you meet a brandy keep her around, she is loyal but will fuck someone up if there not loyal back. She is a brutally honest person and don’t care what others think of her. She’s depressed but know one knows because she always puts other’s needs before hers and always hides her sadness. Brandy will never let you down and will do anything and everything for you no matter what. Brandy is what every one needs.
by Mfn chicken nugget November 25, 2018
Brandy...where should I start? She’s a beautiful person with the wildest personality. Talking to her is such a crazy experience, because you can’t stop listening to what she says. Everything seems more interesting when she’s around. She’s always very happy and tries her best to smile at all times. She may come off as weird at first but once you get to know her, you start seeing this beautiful creature right before your eyes! Look just a little closer. The tiny mole under her top lip, her deep brown eyes that just warm you up, her messy hair! It’s the most magical thing you could ever see. She has a great sense of style too. Everyone seems to love Brandy because she radiates a sort of positivity and you definitely know that she cares for you. Most people take advantage of that, they hurt her but Brandy still forgives them and loves them. She’s special, she’s amazing and absolutely breathtaking. If you ever meet her, If you ever meet THIS Brandy, love and care for her. No matter how you do, whether it’s just a small friendship or large relationship, remind her that she’s a true beauty, not only on the outside but in her heart too.
“Who’s that?”
“That’s Brandy”
“She looks nice”
“She is! Nicest person you’ll ever meet. Go talk to her, I’m sure you and Brandy would get along!”
“That’s Brandy”
“She looks nice”
“She is! Nicest person you’ll ever meet. Go talk to her, I’m sure you and Brandy would get along!”
by My name starts with an F! September 21, 2019