he's a real-life ginger..... he is also a witch and kind of an asshole but his mom still kinda loves him for who he is. but shes also a little scared
need to turn your friend into a frog contact Branden
by borob October 30, 2019
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"is that a branden"

"yea i think it is"

"lets get em girls"
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Branden is really hot and a boy who plays basketball and football and on his free time he enjoys playing the game “fortnite” hes extremely cute in “GREY SWEATPANTS” 🥵🥵🥵 but he’s rather shy and keeps to himself most of the time, he’s not a player really he’s only had one girl friend. a boy with the name branden is most likely to have a twin brother... who is really ugly but the more easy going twin. in conclusion a dumb girl named “aubree” will like him and not know how to get over him.
why is branden so hot in gray sweatpants?
by shhh don’t tell May 15, 2019
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everything a girl wants. hot body goes to fletcher and gets all the girls. anywhere he goes so do hot girls. likes to hang out and play soccer. dresses like a prep.
Branden Riley is the hottest and coolest guy ever
by Branden Riley November 25, 2008
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Girl: whip out dick
Branden: pulls it out
Girl:You have a brandens penis
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Drummer for The Used,
The best drummer ever to exist, the best drummer in the world, the sexiest drummer ever.
Dude, that guy is SUCH a Branden Steineckert.
by ummmmm47 August 20, 2006
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