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A butthole jerk and loves to annoy his siblings and is weird
I cleaned the basement why are you yelling at me branden
by Gfihvyjgg December 08, 2018
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he's a real-life ginger..... he is also a witch and kind of an asshole but his mom still kinda loves him for who he is. but shes also a little scared
need to turn your friend into a frog contact Branden
by borob October 30, 2019
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A really tall guy who people call a giraffe. He’s really sweet and caring. He will never let you down or make you feel left out. His feet size is out of the world but he always has a good style of shoes
“Did you see that giraffe?”
Oh yeah that’s branden
by Postpaid September 08, 2019
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A SEXY ASS MOTHAFUCKA WHO HAS A UNLIMITED SIZE COCK AND ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYSSSSSSS IS ATTRACTIVE AND IF U SEE A BRANDEN MAKE SURE TO KEEP HIM CLOSE AND LOVE HIM SOOOOOOO MUCH. WOMEN FIND A BRANDEN ATTRACTIVE AND WANT TO GET INTO A BRANDENS PANTS.
"is that a branden"

"yea i think it is"

"lets get em girls"
by qwedfgbnm,kloiuytfgbnm February 26, 2021
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Branden is the most perfect guy in the world. He’s sweet, a goof ball, loveable, and all around the best guy you could meet. Branden is a quiet guy in public but around you or his friends he’s a burst of energy. Branden is unlike anyone you’ve ever met. He is super funny and you see no flaws in him, only perfection.
“Branden is amazing
by your bestie grace August 19, 2019
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