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Branden's are large unkept men who like anime a little too much. This breed of male tends to lurk inside of their basement and are well known to generally reject societal norms.
Did you hear about that man who passed away inside of their basement? It took them 3 days to discover he was dead and only because of the fact that he didn't come to the door when his delivery of extra hot Doritos arrived. What a fucking Branden.
by KylefromDeadx November 03, 2020
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Brandens, (usually males), are very funny, and smart! They may seem quiet in public, but are really outgoing when they're with their friends. Brandens are normally very tall, Brandens normally have curly hair, and are very skinny. They enjoy being awesome all day, everyday. Brandens are always there for their friends, and always will be. They're very kind, funny, talented, and sweet. If you know a Branden, keep him in your life!
Branden Is Awsome!
by A person that knows a branden July 25, 2018
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A very tall guy who looks like a giraffe. Maybe even taller. He’s really sweet and genuine and will never let you down. His smile can light up the universe and beyond. Probably the best boyfriend ever too. If you ever get a branden in your life never and I repeat NEVER let him go. His shoe size is literally out of this world but he still manages to have a good style of shoes.
by Postpaid September 08, 2019
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He is typically annoying, a fake friend, only tries to make the other friend feel worse, always sweats in Fortnite and says he is using 1% of his power, watches YouTube videos to try and find hacks, and always blames him friends for everything bad that happens. And Branden Chung, if you're reading this you know who exactly posted this and don't you even dare to try and ever be friends with me ever again. You know who you are.
by LittleDefault92 April 20, 2020