A scary place in Mass. inhabited by the craziest scum of the country that live in pop up trailers with moms named Rhonda.
by Anonymous May 12, 2003
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A cast member of the psychological horror game, Silent Hill 4: The Room. He is Henry's psychotic, stalker-skinning, child hating neighbor who the player meets in the Building World. He later appears as the seizure, convulsing victim who can teleport and attack madly.
-Richard Braintree: "Then there must be something wrong with the whole apartment building..."
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A tiny hick town in Massachusetts with more cows than ppl. Most ppl become farmers. Very rare anyone gets out for good. Literally in the middle of nowhere. Nothing to do except go for long walks, or go help do hay on a local farm.
Person 1: hey man where are you from???
Person 2: New Braintree
Person 1: oh … I’ve never heard of it before.
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Braintree is a decently large town in Essex, England 15 miles west of Colchester and 10 miles northeast of Chelmsford City. The last known population record of Braintree was taken in 2014, where the population was about 150,000, if since then, the population growth has continued at the same rate, then it is estimated that the population as of 2019 is probably about 154,000. Braintree lies on the River Brain while Bocking lies on the River Blackwater, the two are often referred to together as Braintree and Bocking. Braintree has a football club, Braintree Town FC, nicknamed The Iron, and they will next season (19/20) be competing in the National South (6th Division). Braintree is bypassed by the A120 and the A131.

Braintree is twinned with Pierrefitte-sur-Seine in France and has given its name to Braintree, Massachusetts and Braintree, Vermont in the US of A.

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"Braintree is a nice town"
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