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Best lakes in Minnesota, best summers, known for our kick ass resorts!!!
Ex. "I'm going up north to Brainerd for the weekend!!!"
by adrake02 February 22, 2009
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Brainerd, Minnesota. Easily the most kick ass place in the world.
Matt: Hey dude im going to brainerd this weekend.

Andrew: Sweet that sounds kick ass.
by Dibsboy January 21, 2011
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a shitty ass town who thinks they are b-town when really it’s bemidji. they also suck at hockey and every other sport and are bemidji wannabes.
should we go to brainerd or bemidji

bemidji obvi brainerd is shit
by nxjdjjsjsjss February 18, 2018
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