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The term used for an idiot in political office. He believes Roundabouts are amazing, but they just kill Mexicans. He has a secret love orgy group with Evan Lurie, Jeff Worrell, and Woody Rider. He went to New York in 2011 to have a union with Ron Carter.
THAT DAMN BRAINARD IS SPENDING OUR MONEY ON ANOTHER STATUE...
by MS4C February 08, 2013
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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Someone with a really big forehead/ head.
"Wow, that guy has a huge forehead."
"He looks like a brainard."
"Gross."
by Blaise Zabini April 22, 2013
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