You are walking home and the urge to shit hits you, the brain in your head tells your anus to tighten and you continue walking. You are doing very well until close to home when all of a sudden you're scrambling for your keys and fumbling to open the door, running to the toilet whilst undoing your pants and just making it in time (or sometimes not making it).

This situation occurs because the brain in your anus overrides the brain in your head. Despite your best efforts to clinch and tighten, your brainal can sense when a toilet is near and immediately starts to open the brown gates.

"the ass always knows"

Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.

Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"

Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"

"Ah man did you hear about that lass that Callum gave brainal?"

"Yeah I did, she had a concussion for a week!"

Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"

Nietzsche: GOD IS DEAD!!!!

Jimmy Neutron: Mind-Fuck!!!!!!!

Nietzsche: Srsly...

Jimmy Neutron: BRAINAL!!!!!!

*head explodes and sprays copious amounts of shit and jizz across the walls, and a little trickle lands on Nietzsche's Uber-Stache...

Nietzsche: Hmmm....

*Tongues his 'stache suggestively.

Nietzsche: Bon appetit