The act of getting a brain freeze from a slushie, while getting a blow job.
Dude, my girl totally gave me a brain job last night
by Synyster Stallone November 08, 2010
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A girl or guy who is an excessive oral sex giver and that may take money for his or her deeds or not.
by Robbby ottss February 10, 2009
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when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head
I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird
by suckmyash August 02, 2015
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The sexual act of taking someone's eye out with a spoon, or any sort of instrument, and then having sex with the eye socket, until you ejaculate onto the brain.
"Did you check the doctor I recommended out?"
"Are you kidding? He looks like the kind that would give me a Surgical Brain Job as soon was I was asleep."
by Nathan Pickles March 27, 2008
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When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.
Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''
by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018
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