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Braeties are weird, socially inept children between the ages of 5 and 8 years old. They're commonly spawned from the consumation of a Braedon and Caitie.
They are generally weird looking with glasses and are extremely talented at Jeopardy and Scrabble.
They have no friends.
Braeties are likely to be mentally retarded.
"I saw a Braetie on the street yesterday"

"Was it talking to its hand?"
by Kargos February 05, 2010
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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