A Bradley's ass is the best ass in the world.

It's perfectly shaped and curved so it's good for slapping hard and kissing.

A Bradley's ass is usually medium sized and very attractive as is the guy.

You should always get a Bradley's ass on a guy. Always.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.