A really big tool that dates girls wayy to young for him and is loved by nobody (not even his super young girlfriend) Bradlet also has a really loose vagina even though Bradlet looks like a guy.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

when you ejaculate on your carpet