Bradford PA a town that once was booming now reduced to abandon buildings and thrift stores. Bradfords once luxurious mansions for the elite cut up into apartments that now house the poor. The once important oil factory in the center of the town falling apart and leaking God only knows what into the shopping cart riddled tuna river. There are two types of weather in Bradford freezing cold and raining with the occasional heat wave that causes the pot hole filled roads to sizzle .There are greate attractions like mutian beach and view the art work of the tattoos on the fat people while they smoke and push there baby around in a stroller . But this town isent all bad Bradford is home of the zippo lighter(the one that gose click) and it has some of the nicest people they might not smell the nices but they will go out of there way to buy you a hamburger from the McDonald's with a oil well behind it.

The name given to an unfortunate valley in the rugged highlands on NW Pennsylvania. Once the "High Grade Oil Metropolis of the World" and city of more than 20,000 industrious souls, the valley today has less than half that population, and those few left are not, as a whole, productive in any way, other than sexually. It is a fact that there are more mentally retarded individuals in Bradford than there are business owners. The weather was voted worst in the Eastern US and 2nd worst in the nation. Each winter shocks the community into ever deeper levels of urban decay and human depravity. Decades of civil stagnation have allowed the inhabitants to form there own lexicon, as a way to describe the unique experiences encountered when living within a terrible anachronism. See also: scummer, baby brigade, Kiwanis Cutie, mutant beach, Cunt Reffer, Compton Mart, and Chuckahomo Bridge