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When a "bro" backs out on a promise, leaving one alone on a trip to a strip club, another country, lunch, bar, etc.
I drove 68 miles to meet Brad at the strip club only to discover he had canceled. I had been Brad-fucked again.
by ayejayayejay April 20, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018