Brüber is the younger brother of the family who just got his driver's license and is often summoned by older inebriated siblings to fetch them from the local bars at the end of the night. A Brüber tirelessly drives older sisters, brothers and their sloppy drunk friends home -- usually in the family van. Compensation varies -- from nothing to a ridiculous amount of money based on the mood of the drunk passengers. Promising not to tell parents may increase compensation.

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