Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
2
Best Person Ever for short.
Any girl that qualifies as such.
Girl Must meet the following qualifications:
Must be
1. Intelligent
2. Cute/Gorgeous
3. A Great Person
4. A Great Girlfriend
If you see a B.P.E. on the street, you'd best chase her down, because if you miss your chance with her you'll regret it.
B.P.E.'s tend to make guys lives amazing, and in general, B.P.E.'s get attached to dogs as well.
Any girl that qualifies as such.
Girl Must meet the following qualifications:
Must be
1. Intelligent
2. Cute/Gorgeous
3. A Great Person
4. A Great Girlfriend
If you see a B.P.E. on the street, you'd best chase her down, because if you miss your chance with her you'll regret it.
B.P.E.'s tend to make guys lives amazing, and in general, B.P.E.'s get attached to dogs as well.
by Jan 2, 2009 April 08, 2009
3
An acronym standing for Beautiful Pale Eyes. Usually used as a nickname for someone with beautiful pale blue eyes.
BPE can also be used as a description for someone.
BPE can also be used as a description for someone.
by Irepmyhood September 08, 2011
4
"Beep Pong Extravanganza"
Come prepared to drink, come prepared to win, but most of all...prepare to get your balls wet!
Come prepared to drink, come prepared to win, but most of all...prepare to get your balls wet!
Hey guys! Are you going to BPE tonight?
Yeah, of course.
Cool. I hope no assholes like Chris or Jay come.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, of course.
Cool. I hope no assholes like Chris or Jay come.
Yeah, me too.
by Steeeeeeph February 07, 2007