No one really knows exactly what a Reverse Bozo is, but it is well known that you DO NOT want it to happen to you!
Dick:I think I mave have just been Reverse Bozod.
Harry: How do you know?
Dick: I don't, but I am praying that it didn't happen.
Harry: I hear ya, that would suck.
Harry: How do you know?
Dick: I don't, but I am praying that it didn't happen.
Harry: I hear ya, that would suck.
by The Fa King December 06, 2013
by That Lego on the floor February 15, 2017
The infamous "bozo benchmark" is when you install and start using the thing without reading any directions or warning labels. This benchmark can be used for everything from computer components to motorcycles, weed-whackers, and firearms.
My wife says that the "bozo benchmark" is merely a cheap fiction that I created to justify my typical male tendency to want to wade into stuff without reading the instructions. By enshrining that tendency as a benchmark, I legitimize it! She is, of course, completely correct.
by Michael Miller July 12, 2006
by skelts January 20, 2011
When a person goes down on a woman and comes up with blood around the mouth making him or her look like Bozo the Clown.
After going down on my girlfriend I realized she was on her period. I came up looking like Bozo the Clown.
by Adam Streams July 10, 2008
by Zen_Bender February 24, 2011
A mythical device which would, in theory, be able to identify fools and prevent them from calling/annoying/talking to you. Impossible to implement because fools are so ingenious.
by pur1337 October 08, 2003

