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Bozo is a name that references someone who has failed to achieve any level of formal education and is easily lead and influenced by anyone who appears sympathetic. Bozo will, because of their lack of of understanding of the english language, try and engage in conversation, but in almost all cases, will become irritated and abusive due to not understanding what is being said to them. A Bozo will make up stories about their achievements, but everyone knows that they are just fabrications. A Bozo is not smart enough to know that their lies have been discovered and will continue on prosecuting the lie.
by Kung Of The Duckheads March 03, 2019
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A bozo is one who writes definitions for urban dictionary.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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A fluffy and lumpy dumb person who struggles through everyday activities like getting to work fully clothed and in one piece. Often used affectionately but with an eye roll. Said bozo typically wears tragically goofy footwear and has sleep in their eyes.
today I saw Mary the bozo staggering to the bus stop in the rain. Her sneakers were barely on- they were untied and she was walking in them like they were clogs. What a little BOZO!
by Bozofeet February 20, 2015
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An incompetent person, especially in new companies. Bozos have a net negative effect on morale and profits, and everyone knows it.
I first heard this specific meaning of "bozo" during a talk to business students by one of Yahoo's founders.
I first heard this specific meaning of "bozo" during a talk to business students by one of Yahoo's founders.
Q: "What's the most important thing to do in order to grow your company from 10 employees to 100 or 1000?"
A: "Get rid of the bozos. Seriously, fire them immediately."
A: "Get rid of the bozos. Seriously, fire them immediately."
by perConcordiamVictoria February 09, 2005
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1. n. A specific cartoon TV clown from the 50s and 60s, originally in B&W.
2. n. Any old clown.
3. n. Annoying person.
4. n. A chat or message board troll.
5. n. A feature of About and Delphi Forums, and some other Prospero Technologies message boards that allows a moderator to surreptitiously silence a bozo (3).
6. v. To use the bozo feature on a message board; p.t., bozoed. Bozoed is also the adj. describing the condition of one subjected to the bozo feature.
2. n. Any old clown.
3. n. Annoying person.
4. n. A chat or message board troll.
5. n. A feature of About and Delphi Forums, and some other Prospero Technologies message boards that allows a moderator to surreptitiously silence a bozo (3).
6. v. To use the bozo feature on a message board; p.t., bozoed. Bozoed is also the adj. describing the condition of one subjected to the bozo feature.
by Downstrike September 28, 2004