box head

A Swede.
The original box heads were Swedes, and others such as Albanians or Russians are merely Johnny-come-latelys to the group.

Have you ever noticed how Swedes have heads shaped like boxes? That must be why they are called box heads.
D'oh.

I drive a boxy Volvo because I am a box head.

by adam_before_eve April 17, 2006

box head

term used to describe someone from a country like russia or albaina or kosavo, also see square head

get-up box head... or 'did you see that fucking box head'

by aidan and barry October 25, 2003

Box Head

1) A rare condition where one's skull resembles a square(predominantly with a completely flat top) rather than the normal human head, which is oval shaped.This generally occurs in rednecks, due to lack of diversity in the gene pool.

2) An insult, used to mock people with the condition described in definition 1).

John: Wow Peter, I never noticed how oddly shaped your head is!

Peter: Deh

or

Gary: LOL way to trip walking up the stairs Rus, you Box Head.

Russell: Stop making fun of me, I hate you so much.

by ilovehamsters69 January 17, 2010

Ashton Box Head

It’s when Ashton uses his box head an bangs it up against Nathan’s tight booty cheeks till he screams eyyhayy

Hi I’m Ashton Box Head an I accept this message.

by LoosyPoosy October 13, 2020

Adventures of Box Head

A short funny YouTube Series By Box Head

I love Adventures of Box Head! Its SO funny!

by Potato from Box Head February 15, 2022

head box

a box designed to hold a sex slave allowing just the head and arms out for obvious reasons and sliding it under the bed whlie it is still occupied

I cant believe she was in a head box for three months!

by phil June 22, 2004

head box

While playing XBOX your girlfriend or wife gives you a blow job

I was playing Halo 2 and I hey Amelia said, I need some Head Box, and you better swallow this time bitch!

by d-unit April 19, 2005