bowned

Having your penis owned by a bitch.
AKA: gettin a boner from a bitch you didnt want

Ron: I didnt wanna have sex with this bitch grenade but then she gave me a lap dance, I got a boner, and one thing led to another...
Eddie: Dude, you just got BOWNED!!

by undercover_Arab February 22, 2011

bown

Same meaning and function as the word own, only in a more powerful, satirical manner. Used only when the utmost owning has occured. Can also be put to use in its past/present tense: bowned.

"Son, you better quit before I bown you."
DragonLord, the uber L337, just got bowned by a newb at counterstrike!

by RedWing4evr October 3, 2004

bowned

I was tired of saying OWNED! so i decided to add a letter, a B!. Its uzed the same as owned.

(counter strike head shot iconsin upper right of screen: leet mofo is my user name)

Leet Mofo-:)Haxor el planet
Leet Mofo-:)Fug Joo
Leet Mofo-:)Momzor

Terrorists Win

(chat)
Leet Mofo:BOWNED!!!!111
mofacka:gj
fat dick:nice
fotmot:gj

by Vinnie Hohmann September 7, 2003

Bown's Syndrome

Chronic lateness which happens every time the sufferer prepares to leave the house.

"I'm so sorry for being 4 hours late for your party, I have Bown's Syndrome so it's not my fault."

by And Parasols October 23, 2013

doodoo bowns

a shit-stain/streak left on the bottom of the toilet after dropping a dook and flushing. doodoo browns is capable of lasting though several flushes, as it is the essence of a greasy, thus water resistant doodoo ball.

After a late night of tacos and beers, Quinten nearly unleashed a mighty assbomb on the bus ride home. upon making it home he exploded shit into the toilet, leaving a doodoo bowns in Sarahs toilet.
Sarah: you left a massive doodoo fucking browns on my shit!!
Quinten: FUCK!!!! WHYYY!!!!

by dinkly November 20, 2006

finley bown

Finley bown is a slab head who hangs around with gays such as Thomas the benefit claimer Ben the grandad Maks sexy beast dinel the freshie Lucas the posh boy justin the creep ricardo who they call Heshoom he’s a weird person Finley

Finley bown is a slabhead

by Car handle October 25, 2020

lick the bown

the action which encompasses a tounge being pressed against a "bown" and moving most likely upwards past the "bown"

she made me lick the bown.

by Nou January 26, 2003