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The extremely loud reverberation in the toilet bowl after you release a massive fart while taking a shit. This usually happens when you're trying to take a quiet, stealthy dump. Comes in 2 different forms:
1: Dryfire - Easily the loudest and most boisterous of the 2. Pure farts with no fecal matter; these happen from pushing hard or being constipated. These are so loud they could be heard from 30ft away or more with crystal clear clarity.
2: Explosive - These aren't as loud, but way nastier sounding. These happen with the occasional normal shit, and are 100% bound to happen with bad diarrhea. One of the nastiest sounds on Earth, but hilarious if you manage to hear them coming form someone else.
1: Dryfire - Easily the loudest and most boisterous of the 2. Pure farts with no fecal matter; these happen from pushing hard or being constipated. These are so loud they could be heard from 30ft away or more with crystal clear clarity.
2: Explosive - These aren't as loud, but way nastier sounding. These happen with the occasional normal shit, and are 100% bound to happen with bad diarrhea. One of the nastiest sounds on Earth, but hilarious if you manage to hear them coming form someone else.
I was walking by the men's room at Taco Bell the other day, but had to stop and listen because someone had some intense bowl reverb. I came back to my table laughing my ass off.
by mcniggleston June 08, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011