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The act of getting a blowjob while simultaneously hitting a bowl.
Last night my girl came through with the sweetest nugget and gave me a bowl job... I think she's the one.
by Horny Maker September 06, 2010
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Oral sex while you are shitting. A combination of the words "toilet bowl" and "blow job".
Man, that whore is so dirty... She just gave me a bowl job in the outhouse.
by Honorarius April 03, 2006
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when you're at a bowling alley and your finger's get stuck in the ball and you try to jerk them out.
i was at the bowling alley with my girlfriend and she made me so nervous that she gave me a bowljob.
by dashiell September 02, 2007
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When someone feeds you something (anything) from a bowl while wearing lingerie.
You are also tied up somehow.
Man, my wife only gives the baby bowl jobs now, and she doesn't even mean it the same way.
by Missm00 May 20, 2012
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Alternatively spelled "Bowl Job", a bowljob is any activity, chore, paid job or favor, deemed possible and/or better to do after getting high.

Examples of common bowljobs:
Store clerk
Process serving
Babysitting
High school homework
Rolling a jay
"I'm going on a business trip tomorrow, but seeing as I've got two co-workers with me and we're going to Kingston, Jamaica, I figure it's just gonna be one big bowljob for me."
by KG420 April 14, 2009
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A popular haircut in the 90's made by placing a bowl over the victim's head and shaving everywhere else.
Dude, that loser's haircut looks awful, it looks like his barber gave him a bowl job.
by BJ November 10, 2004
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