When one has a deep, profound concern over the the bowel habits of another individual.

Referenced from the show Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Larry David: Okay, listen, it's none of her business...

Richard Lewis: She has bowel concern for you, and I do too.

Larry David: I don't need her bowel concern!
by 2 guys and a dog December 08, 2009
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A Bowel Baron is the title given to an appointed friend or relative who receives updates and notifications on the progress of another's stool.
i just dropped a duce, better make sure to notify my bowel baron to make sure i'm running like clockwork.
by LADY LANSBURYS ACID RAINCOAT December 22, 2017
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A friend who you just happen to call, or get a call from, while you are on the toilet having a bowel movement. The relationship deepens depending on how many times this happens.
Daniel: "Hey Man, what's up?"
Sean: "Oh nothing, just dropping a deuce."
Daniel: "Are you serious? I'm also dropping a loud mound of brown as we speak!"
Sean: "Jeez, dude. That is the second time that this has happened in a week!"
Daniel: "Yeah, buddy. We're Bowel Brothers!"
by SotoMojo February 14, 2011
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To skip or pass up something because you need to take a dump.
Man 1: You want to join me and a friend for a game of pool?
Man 2: You two go ahead. I had Chipotle for dinner so I've got to Bowel Out this game. Hopefully I can play the next one.
by sociologistjosh May 11, 2020
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girl "woah i just birthed the biggest bowel fetus. I named her Jenny then flushed her away."
boy "nice work"
girl "thanks dont go in there for a while, Jenny likes to linger"
by rapunzabel September 10, 2016
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A hilarious word play on the Spanish Explorer Balboa.

A long shit curled twice around the bowl with the head poised to strike.
Oh my god grandma! Come look atthe size of this bowel boa I just released in the bowl!
by Cabe April 29, 2005
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A Fart: A fart of specific audiophonic quality, a long melancholy sound with a gradual drop in tone identical to the howl of a wolf
It was a still moonlit night, my last meal contained raw onions, the dusty old house lay silent. Out of respect for partner I lay on my side pulled back the duvet, letting out
a spectacular 'bowel howl' the likes of which would inspire a novel by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
by Brucester September 10, 2006
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