1. A person with the amazing ability to make the sluttiest of women go clean and not sleep with him.

2. A person who routinely bores people to death with incessant questions that skilled 3rd graders know the answer to.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.