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The definition of bottlejobs is Tottenham Hotspur because they seem to bottle (lose) every match they play or any competition they compete in. They have not won a trophy since 2008.
Jeff: "You watching any footy this weekend?"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"
by mikewhite February 08, 2019
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Someone who constantly pulls out of events in particular sporting activity with use of various excuses.
Gary's such a bottlejob....he's going to Torbay instead of playing the Bearsharks.
Im not sure if he's being a bottlejob but he did sound quite scared!
Im not sure if he's being a bottlejob but he did sound quite scared!
by Bearsharks October 22, 2006
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Someone who constantly backs out of events at the last second or with little to no real excuse.
Someone like Ryan Hissey.
Someone like Ryan Hissey.
by etre4tyry July 01, 2014
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The definition of a bottlejob is Alex Pearson because he bottles every situation, in the syob ad xbox. He bottles every situation
by DENDOGASAUROUSSS June 23, 2020
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me; you coming to the most awesome offroad site in the uk
bottlejob; yeah deffo im up for that
me; night before you still coming tomorrow
bottlejob; its playing up going to try fix it later
shame i already new he had planned a day out with the mrs what a BOTTLEJOB
bottlejob; yeah deffo im up for that
me; night before you still coming tomorrow
bottlejob; its playing up going to try fix it later
shame i already new he had planned a day out with the mrs what a BOTTLEJOB
by mr bottlejob thornton September 25, 2010