A large parcel of cocaine, disguised in baby clothes, in order to smuggle it through border security. Often accompanied by a falsified record of adoption of a child, being taken out of a third world country.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.