When a bunch of inbred Bostonian retards get together and fuck each other... These are the same people that make Samuel Adams Lager. They get their slobber in it because of their mild retardation from years of inbreeding.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.