the greatest city..pretty much ever. we dont pronounce our "R's" ...if you make fun of us for it..we'll probably just tell you you're "fuckin retahded" Dont walk around wearing Yankees gear, you will get beat up..if not...many people will look at you funny. We have the best sports teams in the USA, the Red Sox, Celts, Pats, and Bruins. and to go along with them....you have us...the crazy die-hard fans. You have to be an intense driver, or you wont get anywhere in time & people will just honk at you. We call it a "BUBBLAH" not a water fountain, and "JIMMIES" not sprinkles. We walk and talk twice as fast than everyone else. OUR FAVORITE ADJECTIVE IS WICKED. AND WE USE IT IN ALMOST EVERY SENTENCE. 60 degree ocean water is warm. Pop means "dad" NOT soda. its not a trash can, its a barrel. The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it! Always look both ways when running a red light. There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house and that is how you give directions.If you stay on the same road long enough it
eventually has three different names. We know how to pronounce towns like Worcester,
Haverhill, Peabody, Scituate, Chatham, and Leominster.Paranoiasets in when we can't see a Dunkin Donuts,
ATM or CVS. We all have pulled out of a side street and used our car
to block oncoming traffic so we can make a left. We go 55 in a 35 MPH zone.

A popular nomenclature, first coined by the people of Massachusetts to describe a colossal labyrinth of seemingly unnavigable streets and causeways.

A rock band, founded by guitarist and engineer, Tom Scholz, that created some of the essentials of rock n' roll during the 70's, 80's, and 90's. Their hits include: More than a Feeling, Peace of mind, Long Time, Rock N' Roll Band, Amanda, Don't look back, and many more.
List of all the members of Boston:#

Current members:
Tom Scholz
Gary Pihl
Kimberley Dahme
Jeff Neal

# 2 Former Members

Barry Goudreau
Sib Hashian
Fran Sheehan
Jim Masdea
Fran Cosmo
Anthony Cosmo
David Sikes
Doug Huffman
Curly Smith
Anthony Citrinite
Bradley Delp (Deceased)

The greatest, most historical, diverse, and closely knit city of all time. We flip each other off for going 75 because that's too slow for us. We have survived the dark ages of Brady's ponytail. The Bostonian alphabet only contains 25 lettas becahz fuck ahz we don't use em' in this heavenly place. Everybody here "knows Matt Damon" or knows an infinite amount of guys who do. We are so Irish that we dye the Chahls (Cha-ulz) green on St.Patty's day, our favorite holiday, period. The Sox, Bruins, Pats and Celtics bring us to cheers and tears and New York is our sworn enemy. FUCK THE YANKEES!(AND NEW YORK!) We've got wicked smaht college students all over. Colleges are our way of giving directions to people. We are the most proud of our community and are among the strongest of communities. We battled the after effects of the marathon tragedy with the help of 2 college students starting OneFund and widespread community support. Boston is plainly amazing and if you say us bostonians are so rude go fuck yourself you don't get us. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go get some Dunky's.

An American rock band from Boston, whose lead singer Brad Delp comitted suicide March 9th in 2007. Best known for their song 'More Than a Feeling', which was 'copied' by Kurt Cobain for the Nirvana song 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' as Cobain has stated.