To initiate a Boston watchman, you must be in doggy style with your girl facing a window. Simultaneously slip out while your buddy slips in without your partner knowing. As your buddy keeps getting it, walk outside and wave from a distance so your girl sees you through the window.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.