The act of applying a topical, rubefacient, heat rub (such as Deep Heat or Dencorub), then having sexual intercourse. The cream causes a burning sensation for both parties - when the heat is intolerable, the man urinates in the affected orifice(s) to douse the internal "fire".

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.