A Poundland version of Donald Trump.

1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.

1. Member of the British Parlaiment for Uxbridge and South Ruislip. Said that people of the Congo have watermelon smiles and has been described as a bumbling buffoon by Paul Merton. Also said that women who wear Burqas look like bank robbers and letterboxes (but let's not go into that).
2. An alternative name for a blowjob. This is how far we, as a civilisation, have sunk.

A blowjob. Derived from the initials of Boris Johnson: BJ.

A cunt

An Ignorant shithead that runs britain

(n, v)
Failing miserably and achieving the exactly opposite effect.