A Poundland version of Donald Trump.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

1. Member of the British Parlaiment for Uxbridge and South Ruislip. Said that people of the Congo have watermelon smiles and has been described as a bumbling buffoon by Paul Merton. Also said that women who wear Burqas look like bank robbers and letterboxes (but let's not go into that).
2. An alternative name for a blowjob. This is how far we, as a civilisation, have sunk.

A blowjob. Derived from the initials of Boris Johnson: BJ.

A cunt

A walking disaster, destroying everything in his path. He also happens to be the prime minister of Great Britain.

An Ignorant shithead that runs britain