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If seen to be copying someone else but in a worse manner. You could say they are and absolute Boris Johnson.
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means β€œSeize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
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1. Member of the British Parlaiment for Uxbridge and South Ruislip. Said that people of the Congo have watermelon smiles and has been described as a bumbling buffoon by Paul Merton. Also said that women who wear Burqas look like bank robbers and letterboxes (but let's not go into that).
2. An alternative name for a blowjob. This is how far we, as a civilisation, have sunk.
Boris Johnson said something that wasn't racist or bigoted- how dare he?
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by Logieman August 14, 2018
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Guy 1: Hey you know that Boris Johnson bloke?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you mean that ignorant cumwipe?
Guy 1: Yeah that one.
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by Angus the cock sucker October 19, 2019
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A walking disaster, destroying everything in his path. He also happens to be the prime minister of Great Britain.
Boris Johnson: can I copy your homework?
Donald Trump: yeah, just change it up a bit so it’s not obvious
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