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Boris is the guy your mom would never want. If your daughter brings a guy named Boris to the house, he is probably a fat fuck and wears glasses. He has a bigger booty than your daughter, and his pp is small. Kick him out ASAP.
by theycallmeyoungdaggerdickay February 26, 2019
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A broken promise (esp: one that is repeated again and again)
To make a promise that you intend to break (usually again)
To make a false promise.
Someone who makes promises but never keeps them is 'a Boris' (adj)
To make a promise that you intend to break (usually again)
To make a false promise.
Someone who makes promises but never keeps them is 'a Boris' (adj)
'Don't believe a word this Boris tells you!"
"Is that a promise or a Boris?"
"He Borised to mow the lawn, I just know it!" (verb)
"If hear one more Boris from you!"
"Is that a promise or a Boris?"
"He Borised to mow the lawn, I just know it!" (verb)
"If hear one more Boris from you!"
by Jonny Boeing December 15, 2019
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An insult used in Western New York to refer to someone fat, a liar, someone ugly, or a general unlikeable or unintelligent person. Can also be used to discribe a person pretending to be a character from any piece of media
Person A: Wow man, look it's Boris.
Person B: Yeah, he sure does like to make things up.
Person C: And why is he dressed like John Bender from the Breakfast Club?
Person B: Yeah, he sure does like to make things up.
Person C: And why is he dressed like John Bender from the Breakfast Club?
by McShrekNuggets March 31, 2021
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SI unit of measurement for beauty. It is usually in reference to the Victoria Secret Models, sometimes used as a name.
1 Bori = Beauty of 10 Models.
1 Bori = Beauty of 10 Models.
by mastershake December 23, 2013
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1. To get crumbs or some other form of shmutz all over the place. (verb)
2. Used as a noun to say that there are crumbs all over you.
(Borising commonly occurs after a late night hookup...unidentified crumbs may appear.)
2. Used as a noun to say that there are crumbs all over you.
(Borising commonly occurs after a late night hookup...unidentified crumbs may appear.)
Ex 1:
"Oh man! While eating the pretzels i Borised all over myself! :("
Ex 2:
"Looks like while i was eating Boris paid me a little visit"
"Oh man! While eating the pretzels i Borised all over myself! :("
Ex 2:
"Looks like while i was eating Boris paid me a little visit"
by lizbrez March 12, 2009