The most boring, uncultured, ghetto, while at the same time redneck, little town known to mankind that doesn't deserve to call itself Texas, because it has absolutely nothing to do with Texas culture and might as well be Louisiana.

Also has the worst school system in the country, which isn't saying much, considering that American public schools suck anyway.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.