The month of the year when every straight individual can comfortably test their sexuality, where every friendship can find its limits
Remember when I touched your penis in boozy gay May and you liked it?
Remember when smudged pussies and didn’t have to pull to cum?
Remember when smudged pussies and didn’t have to pull to cum?
by Not straight May 03, 2019
That lad who can't stop drinking far more than everyone else every night you go out yet somehow never pisses you off and is the funniest guy of the night.
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