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A profound intoxication that brings with it an unparalleled mental and physical confusion. This state is usually assoicatied with extreme close talking, midsentence forgetfulness, stumbling, and excessive leaning to the left.

Saying and doing things ( including performing acts ) that you would never do if you were sober.
I was so boozeconfused last night that I tried to pick up my own girlfriend at the bar and she shut me down.

My buddy was so boozeconfused at the strip club last night he though we were at the petting zoo that got us all kicked out.
by TYRENNE May 26, 2009
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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